Time for the Off draws nearer

"OOH ere !"
The time for me going draws near. My gear is spread across the bedroom and i am wondering how its all going to fit in.
My wife has just resorted to shaking her head in miss belief. The Kids just laugh.
Inside my gut are turning at the thought (Its only a week at the West coast of Scotland an area I know well).
An its raining cats, Dogs, pigs, cows, and anything else the great god almighty wishes to through down. "Oh Well"
Back to the packing I suppose.
One more night of work and its off tomorrow to the wide blue yonder ....so to speak